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Bernanke’s New Gazillion-Dollar Stimulus Package: ‘Innovative and Possibly...

Chairman Ben Bernanke said on Friday that the Federal Reserve will soon deploy an unconventional stimulus package to jump-start the nation’s ailing economy. An innovative Public Private Partnership...

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It’s ‘Segway’ not karma: Be careful what you make because it will kill you

The word “karma” is way overused and outdated. I propose we say “Segway” instead to make it more current. As in, “That had to be ‘Segway’ from actions in James Heselden’s past life, what with him...

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New WikiLeaks ‘Casualties’ Include Nixon, Putin, JFK and Mr. Winky

The latest WikiLeaks cables damage Reagan, JFK, Putin and even Mr. Winky… - Vice President Dick Cheney dispatch to Vladimir Putin, Feb. 2005: “Finally, we are in agreement about the critical need to...

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Hog Tweets to 11 January 2011 — Huge backlog blamed on Oprah, TSA and Brett...

(The biweekly, monthly, every-now-and-again Hog Tweet reruns) # Because of the designer dog shortage in, Arkansas prom queens are having to make do. http://i.imgur.com/o4eTp.jpg about 1 hour ago via...

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New Zealand PM John Key to Meet President Obama: “We Love Your Penguin”

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key will meet with President Obama later this month to discuss pressing issues of concern to both countries. Below are snippets from the two leaders’ phone call. Obama:...

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New Zealand’s 10 key points for White House Visit

NZ Prime Minister John Key to President Obama and all Americans: 1. For the 10,000th time we are NOT part of Australia. 2. Our penguin is fine, and we’re thrilled you Americans love him. (Sorry about...

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Hog Tweets – Summer Edition

#The voices are telling me not to work, to stay on Twitter forever. I need another cuppa coffee. #Healthy body, healthy mind. And then you have Jack Black. #America, we are in desperate need of a hero,...

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Black Man or iMan in Black? Jobs Beats Obama

Barack Obama is a tall, thin, black man who controls our nukes. Steve Jobs is a tall, thin man in black who controls our iToys. Obama is thin because the job is eating his liver. Jobs is thin because...

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Obama, Oprah and Mandela on the Line

President: Get me ‘O’ on the phone. White House Operator: Obama? President: I’M Obama. Get me the other ‘O’ – Oprah. White House Operator: Oh. RING RING RING O: Hello Barack, you been kicking anyone’s...

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Oprah and volcano blow their stacks

Fox News has learned that the eruption of Iceland’s Eyjafallajokull volcano is directly linked to enraged talk show host Oprah Winfrey. Just before the volcano exploded, the billionaire broadcaster...

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